Drive-In Totals: 32 Dead Bodies, 2 Air Battles, Chain to the Neck, Exploding Trucks, Attack by Food Tray, Head-butting, 1 Kamikaze Maneuver, Impaling, 920 Round of Gunfire, Pipe Fu, Gratuitous Homeboy. Two and a Half Stars, Joe Bob says CHECK IT OUT!

Joe Bob Briggs Quote:

Stage 1: Has this episode been acquired?
Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
Slightly noisy video, some crackling in the audio

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Drive-In Totals: 10 Dead Bodies, 0 Breasts, 5 Jet Collisions, 2 Plane Crashes, 1 Barroom Brawl, Horse Gymnastics, Motorcycle Gymnastics, Chihuahua Squishing, Electrocution, Head Slamming Four Stars, Funeral Combat, Kung Fu. Three and a Half Stars, Joe Bob says CHECK IT OUT!

Joe Bob Briggs Quote:

Stage 1: Has this episode been acquired?
Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
Slightly noisy video, some crackling in the audio

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Drive-In Totals: 2 Breasts, 6 Dead Bodies, 4 Undead Bodies, Voodoo Funeral, Exploding Coffin, Two Stars, Fire-eating, Glass-eating, Graveyard Voodoo Catholic Candle Zombie Face Eating, 1 Dead Wall-pig, Aardvarking, Orgasm Cam, Heads Roll, Heads Thrown, Gratuitous Face Needles, Jaguar Fu, Zombie Fu, Scorpion Fu, Tarantula Fu, Snake Fu, Scrotum Fu, Buried-alive Fu, Froth-face debutante fu. Four Stars, Joe Bob says CHECK IT OUT!

Joe Bob Briggs Quote:

Stage 1: Has this episode been acquired?
Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
Slightly noisy video, some crackling in the audio

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Drive-In Totals: 0 Dead Bodies, 0 Breasts, 20 Hot-To-Trot Cats, 1 Post-Coital Chimp, 1 Shamelessly Wasted Prostitute, Right Hook To The Jaw, Saliva To The Hand, Peacock Feather To The …, Nipple Grabbing, Gratuitous Anne Bancroft, Farfegnugen Fu. Three and a Half Stars, Joe Bob says CHECK IT OUT!

Joe Bob Briggs Quote:

Stage 1: Has this episode been acquired?
Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
Slightly noisy video, some crackling in the audio

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Drive-In Totals: No Dead Bodies, No Breasts, Hot Coffee Chugging, Reckless Steam-Bathing, Finger-Webbing, Mysterious Venusian Gremlin Burning Captain Kirk, Gratuitous Wifely Duties, Security Guard Fu. Two Stars, Joe Bob says CHECK IT OUT!

Joe Bob Briggs Quote:

Stage 1: Has this episode been acquired?
Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
Slightly noisy video, some crackling in the audio

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Drive-In Totals: 1 Dead Body, One Dead Robot, No Breasts, Child-Jerking, With broken arm, Redneck Cops with Shotguns, Consensual Short-Circuiting, Generator To The Back, 1 Motor-Vehicle Pedestrian Run-In. Two Stars, Joe Bob says CHECK IT OUT!

Joe Bob Briggs Quote:

Stage 1: Has this episode been acquired?
Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
Slightly noisy video, some crackling in the audio

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Drive-In Totals: 17 Dead Bodies, 1 Dead Killer Larva, No Breasts, 2 Starship Battles, 1 Mock Starship Battle, Nebular Penetration, Vulcan Nerve Pinch, Vulcan Mind-Meld, Vulcan Chemotherapy, Exploding Starship, Phaser Fu. Three Stars, Joe Bob says CHECK IT OUT!

Joe Bob Briggs Quote: “This was the second Star Trek flick, the first one, Star Trek: The Motion Picture, was one of the most expensive movies ever made at the time due to all kinds of production delays, and everyone hated it. So this time they pared the budget way down and recycled the sets and hired Ricardo Montalban to flex his pecs and make many threatening long-distance space calls to Captain Kirk and this was before the days of 10-10-321, so it was a pretty big deal. And this is also the one where Paramount Pictures made sure everybody knew that Spock dies at some point in the movie, as sort of a Who shot J.R.? kinda thing, got everybody talking about that. It was originally slotted as a TV movie, but then they decided to take a chance and book it in theaters, and it got great reviews and was a big hit.”

Stage 1: Has this episode been acquired?
Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
Slightly noisy video, some crackling in the audio

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Drive-In Totals: 1 Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini, Log to the Head, Multiple Severed Skulls,
Gratuitous Gas Pumping, Gratuitous Christmas Caroling, Gratuitous Ranting Italian Mother, Handcuff Fu, Mysterious Shadow Fu. Two and a Half Stars, Joe Bob says CHECK IT OUT!

Joe Bob Briggs Quote: “Well, at least she didn’t suffer. Crushing blows to the skull. Naw, that wouldn’t hurt. These cops are real winners, aren’t they? If I ever die of crushing blows to the skull, assume that I suffered, okay? You know what really annoys me about this movie? They keep saying she just vanished into thin air. She was only walking three blocks and she disappeared somewhere. And it seems amazing, if not impossible, that a person could be attacked, rendered unconscious, and carried away that fast, without anybody seeing anything, and then they never show us how he did it. They make him out to be Jason. Even though we do know how he did it, because he told the whole story to Hugh Aynesworth before he died. Hugh Aynesworth is a journalist who interviewed Bundy in prison, and he got Bundy to talk about a hypothetical serial killer in the third person, and he described how this hypothetical third-person serial killer might have killed all these girls who seemed to be a lot like the girls in this movie. So they could have used that and actually showed the crimes. But no, that would have been too interesting.

Stage 1: Has this episode been acquired?
Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
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Drive-In Totals: No Totals Given

Joe Bob Briggs Quote:

Stage 1: Has this episode been acquired?
Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
VHS Tape found, has a lot of noise and the end segments are missing, if you have this with the missing foorage or know someone who does please contact us.

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Drive-In Totals: 2 Dead Bodies, 2 Undead Bodies 1 Paper Cut, 4 Gallons Blood, Skull Crushing, Multiple Stair-Rolling, Stake to the Heart, Hand Burning, Eye Poking, Fancy Dancing, Flaming Leslie Nielsen. Three Stars, Joe Bob says CHECK IT OUT!

Joe Bob Briggs Quote: “Every scene where Leslie Nielsen tries to hypnotize someone is great. When he keeps saying “You are getting sleeeepy,” and Renfield keeps falling asleep before he could tell him what to do. And when he tells the usherette “You will remember nothing,” and then she can’t remember what he told her to do. And when he orders Mina and the maid around the bedroom — stuff cracks me up. But nothing cracks me up like that Old Faithful geyser of blood that spews up out of Lucy’s body. Now THAT is funny. That’s more gore than TNT has allowed on this network in three years. And it took Mel Brooks to get it past the high sheriffs. Congratulations, Mel!”

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Yes

Stage 2: Has filtering/editing begun?
Yes

Stage 3: Has the DVD been started
Yes

Stage 4: Completed
Yes

Are there any problems with the current release?
VHS Tape found, recorded in SLP mode with some slight video problems, none that need fixing

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